Tuesday, December 13, 2011

SHOULD YOU SCHEDULE THIS IN ADVANCE?



Call me old fashioned, but if you have to schedule this, you are too dang busy...on the other hand many of us would just love to have it on our schedules at all....LOL
SHOULD YOU SCHEDULE THIS IN ADVANCE? 
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Saturday, November 26, 2011

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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

RANDOM THOUGHTS ON JOSH

 
 
 
 
 
 


Random Thoughts On Josh...

       What makes him unique in the universe is he can sing ‘Pavoratti’, run fast around the arena WHILE singing & not miss a note, banter with & hug some swooning ladies, ask a little kid a question, do a duet with a fan, give answers to trick questions on the fly & tell jokes all within a 10 minute time span & never miss a beat…& then go right into a serious song…& sound better than Pavoratti ever did even after all that craziness…doing any one of those things in front of 20,000 people would be nerve wracking but all of the above in 10 minutes is simply super human. I’ve never known anyone ever that could do THAT. If Josh just had a great voice he'd just have a lifetime career at the Metropolitan Opera or something like that. I saw on youtube he did a duet with Josh Page at MSG, but our Josh is in a different universe cuz of the list above. His producer will never find another Josh Groban. And to me the icing on the cake is he’s moral & won’t even take his shirt off…well not as rule anyway….OMG  LOL LOL

Random Thoughts On Josh Part II 

     I think Josh may partly be suffering from too much of a good thing…too much talent, humor, looks etc etc etc…I heard him
say one time that his parents bring him down to earth about
himself so maybe that has something to do with his self deprecating
statements.
     I think we may have an eternal bachelor on our hands. I think
he’s using a passive aggressive trick by saying that he’d like
to meet someone who’s never heard of him. The odds of that are almost zero now, esp in NYC after Madison Square Garden. Kind of like not showing up for an appointment because you really don’t like someone & don’t want to tell them outright. Come on, give me a break. If he just came out & said ‘I’m never getting married, ever’ it would diminish the hopeful swooning ladies in his fan base. And I’m not buying that a woman really in love with him wouldn’t be willing to tour with him. I’m just not buying that excuse he uses about having to leave on tour & it not being fair to whoever he’s serious with. That’s just not holding water with me any more. And why move to NYC in the first place if the goal is to find romance with someone who's never heard of you? Moving to a corn field in Iowa would be a much better choice for that in my opinion.
I don’t think he’ll ever get married. I hope I’m wrong but intuition is starting to scream here. Comments would be greatly appreciated.


Random Thoughts On Josh Part III 


 He’s a complete enigma…I think some of it is just the way he is & some of it is on purpose for the ‘mystique’ it creates.


I think he gets a kick out of being an enigma…adds to the mystique.


Random Thoughts On Josh Part IV 
   
   No disrespect intended, but I just had a very humorous thought….the way things have been going for our hero, I wonder who will find the right girlfriend first, will it be Josh…or Sweeney? My bets are on Sweeney. 



Random Thoughts On Josh Part V 


      God only help me if he got new pants…the current ones already give my brain an oxytocin seratonin & dopamine fest that could never be published in this or any other forum….ROFL


Random Thoughts On Josh Part VI 




Although I haven’t yet been to a Josh concert, I think his fan base is definitely a broad spectrum of ages & cultures. The rave videos on youtube are mostly from girls under 20. Kids 4 years old singing songs about him on youtube and a rapper did a Josh drum tribute video. Could be that it seems to be more an older crowd at his concerts cuz those are the folks who are retired with enough time & money to see him live. I taught his music to my students for years and I remember a student 10 years ago brought in his CD & his famous hammock photo & said ‘has a man ever looked at you like that’ but at the time he was just a great singer to me. My epiphany happened last June when I decided to spend a week watching Lady Gaga & Josh videos. Something clicked and I’ve been completely hooked ever since, on Josh not Lady Gaga. Guess it’s cuz he’s the man I always wanted to meet & never did. He certainly sets the bar impossibly high for all the men out there….ok I know I’m rambling….

Random Thoughts On Josh Part VII



He takes me to HEAVEN 




Random Thoughts On Josh Part VIII


Weapon of Mass Seduction 





Back Home After The Illuminations Tour 



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Quotes From the PRETTY WOMAN Forum 

Ladies~
JMHO here ~ I think Josh thrives on being an ‘enigma’ i.e. never takes his clothes off in public but Loves throwing sexual inuendos all the time; same thing with the women he dates i.e. loves the ‘implied but never delivered’ info he dishes out on Twitter etc…that seems to be consistently his MO. Compared to the trashy male acts out there his methods are very old fashioned but somehow they work perfect for him keeping his female fan base continually fascinated while keeping his love life protected. Personally trashy males turn me off & the ‘implied but never delivered’ MO keeps my interest indefinietly. I hate the trashy male/female acts. Obviously he carefully thinks about this stuff or he wouldn’t be so consistent about it. JMHO again but I don’t see him having kids, just my intuition on that one. My intuitive guess is that he’s mostly a monk on tour and if he had more than two wild flings on the last tour I would be surprised. If he had lots of wild flings all the time it would definitely have leaked out by now, so I just don’t think that’s his MO. If it happened all the time not all the women would respect a gag order, or whatever he does to keep things quiet.
Ozy ~ On R&K this time after he sang ‘I’ll be home for Christmas’ Kelly said ‘Josh, you should sing all the time, 365 days a year’ to which he replied ‘I already do & I’m sick & tired of it’….he said it under his breath & I rewound the youtube vid to be sure I heard right. We hope he was only kidding but there may be a kernel of truth to that. He’s truly a class act to be so consistently ‘ON’ all the time.
Love this forum & the free speech it allows about our hero…..

The reason I don’t think he’s cut out for kids is his ‘Galileo’ references to his overthinking about everything including love. Kids don’t give a person time to be an overthinker & I think his creativity would be too stifled. Of course with nannys and such support systems at his level of lifestyle I could be completely wrong. I had a friend who was married to a multi millionaire doctor & they would just call the Nanny for a weekend or a month & disappear. Now to Annie, I have to back track on my previous comment awhile back about him never marrying. I’ve only been a Grobie since June but I’ve been an intense one (LOL) and I have to think that part of his mystique with his lady fans is that some gal will eventually win the lottery & be his forever. At least that’s a big part of his mystique IMHO. It would have to be someone who could give him a lot of space as needed IMHO.


Random Thoughts On Josh Part IX 


Heaven's Plan by uZiSuZi 


 I'm gonna love you forever
Through every winter spring summer & fall
Now I can never say never
Cuz eternity has no time at all

I'll never know why it took so long to find you
And why we didn't say anything at all
This moment has heavenly timing
You were heaven's plan after all

Ch: Heaven's plan after all You were heaven's plan after all Now I know that time can really say You were heaven's plan after all

I never imagined I'd wake up
To a world inspired by you
One of God's divinely planned secrets
A dream that's finally come true

Sometimes I hoped I would find you
In each verse of every love song
Now you can leave the past behind you
For a love that was there all along

Heaven's plan after all
You were heaven's plan after all
Now I know that time can really say
You were heaven's plan after all

Each day we'll write a new love song
And I'll let you sing it to me
And whenever something may go wrong
I'll be right there just wait & see

Heaven's plan after all
You were heaven's plan after all
Now I know that time can really say
You were heaven's plan after all
Yes I know that time can really say
You were heaven's plan after all


Random Thoughts On Josh Part X 


What I noticed about the Vlog is Josh thinking in multiple layers while he’s talking, a trait he calls ‘overthinking’…did anyone else notice this? I thought the Vlog was relaxed & ‘real’ & didn’t ‘dis’ the fans at all IMHO. For God’s sake he can’t be superhero all the time, & he was still technically ‘on vacation’. What appears ‘rote’ about his shows I would chalk up to photographic memory that allows him to do things exactly the same way every time, but then he switches gears & improvs instantly with the audience. I’ve never know anyone do that better. I’m excited about Chris' film of ‘Just Walk Away’…hope it’s out soon. I agree with you all here that Josh needs to keep his solo singing the main focus…& I can’t be objective about his acting cuz I’m just too crazy about him…ROFL….
 
 

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Friday, November 11, 2011

JOSH & THE 'FAKE' PHOTO

                                                                                                    




Ladies~                                                                         

     OK here it is....
Let me preface the following by saying that after this post I am retiring forever from photo sleuthing so I assure you won't have to read any more comments from me about it ever again: so this may seem rather detailed:
     
This afternoon my photographer Matt ran the famous Josh shirtless photo in question through Advanced Adobe Photoshop on his 48 inch monitor. Here are the results. There were 5 of us in the room at the time all watching the same thing. I'll explain later why I decided not to bring my camera and  film it:
     1) Each photo (remember there are two different shirtless poses) is NOT one single photo, but two photos that have been overlaid in photoshop.
     2) In each of the two poses Josh's head was definitely inserted from a different image. The woman, the balcony and the torso and the sky are all from one single image. The head in close magnification clearly shows different halo lines around the skin than the halo lines around the arms shoulders and torso. (skin in close pixilation level has a unique 'halo' effect from one photograph to the next kind of like a fingerprint). The skin showing through his glasses is clearly different than the skin on the rest of the arm, and those should be an exact match if they were the same photo but they're not.
    3) In the photo where Josh has his hand on his head there are clearly smudgy shadows in front of his nose and mouth indicating that whatever head was in the original photo was more forward and had to be erased. On close up it was a terrible erase job you could clearly see gray shadows where it should have been solid white background.
   4) The back of Josh's neckline clearly shows a very bad editing job with pixels bleeding into the window behind him. That would never happen if it was all one photograph, the pixels from neck to window would be clearly defined.

This all took about 30 minutes today and there were several other points in the discussion but I think I covered enough highlights above. The reason I decided not to film our findings is that a post came across this forum this morning that Josh had tweeted it was a real photo. I don't in any way want to get crosswise with JG or his team. Which is why I'm retiring from photo sleuthing after this post. Josh's brother Chris is quite more capable of finding and scrubbing fake photos from the web.

So here are my conclusions of some possibilities:
      1) Photos of Josh were taken in quick succession and for whatever reason the photographer decided to use the head from one Josh photo on a second photo from the same photo sequence. This is the theory I would most like to believe and if this one is true I would ask whoever did it in the future please clean up your editing. This would also confirm Josh's tweet that the photo was 'real'.
      2) Josh spent time with this woman for real so the head insertion made it a 'real' scenario even if the exact moment never really happened and the torso may have been someone else's. But I don't think Josh would do something like that and say it was real.
     3) The photo was faked to make Josh look bad with a heavier torso, as was already pointed out in this forum. It's possible Josh said it was a real photo to save a big controversy esp if he was seeing this woman anyway. But I don't like to believe our Josh would do that.

So my final conclusion is that I would like to believe point #1 above about the shirtless photo. The lesson here is now you can NEVER believe still photos on the web any more.


Feel free to post your own findings below in comments as I'm sure there are some things I missed....

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Sunday, November 6, 2011

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Saturday, November 5, 2011

YOU'RE THE ONLY PLACE





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~ DREAMY ~

May you feel this way when you meet your perfect mate...


by Amber

~Unveiling Of The Rarest Jewel~
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Dreams came upon mansions at one time,
Birthing in me a brand new horizon.
Snow-capped mountains greeted my view,
As I spied a moving mystery upon those caps.

Something burst upon the scene of memories,
From a long-ago day, which only lived
In my dreams. Gold streaks filtered
Through My view of a brand new star.

It took shape slowly, in a kaleidoscope
Way, ever changing before my eyes,
Like a chameleon’s dance. So many colors
Played on the screen of my widening vision.

A merry-go-round took shape in the sky;
Floated slowly down towards the ground.
It landed softly, while a waltz began to play,
Bringing fleeting dreams from another day.

So many harps & flutes started to dance,
Their melody wrapped up inside some
Evasive dreamland place. Swirls of colors
Entwined their hands, while a veil blew away.

Misted clouds moved quickly in the sky;
Ripping some old horror away. Misery
Departed, as winter’s cold draft dissipated
Into some realm where it was still unwelcome.

Innocent laughter wafted to my ears,
As something deep inside trembled, in
Anticipation of something rare; No,
It was something completely unique!

Murmurs now began to form in my ears,
Telling me of the excitement of a new
Gem, just discovered upon an island,
Not known to be in existence before!

The flurry of clamorous thrills
Shoot through the air! Who shall
Be the first to view this unexpected
Discovery of a jewel never revealed?

Uncover me! The jewel insists!
Please gaze beyond my outer design,
As beautiful as it is, for rarer still,
Is what lays quietly, trembling inside.

I lay hidden, the jewel speaks, waiting
For someone to finally peer deeper into
The delicate folds of my interior design,
Which rested, quivering, lest I be found!

For only one with a true regal bearing,
May touch my soul, for it is exquisite in
It’s intricate design; like an undiscovered
Chambered cave, it secrets itself away.

I reserve myself, the gem speaks, for that
One, special touch. For only a Royal Touch will do,
You see, lest the finely-tuned parts of me
Became damaged by the unscrupulous touch.

Who will finally come, says the gemstone,
And gaze on me, & uncover me, & discover
What a surprising gyration of life, what a
Merry-Go-Round ride, lives inside of me!!!

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WOMEN/MEN WHO LOVE TOO MUCH & CONQUESTORS

       In this article men/women are interchangable, as in most other posts on this blog....

WOMEN/MEN WHO LOVE TOO MUCH 
& 
CONQUESTORS 

     Some men are conquestors. You know the type. They blow into your life, sweep you off your feet & then they're gone. Sometimes with no email or phone call as to why they left. It's as if they are in it for the game & could care less about your deep feelings. The problem is that now you are left with an emotional mess to deal with. You are left sitting there wondering 'how did this happen'? Or you are sitting there imagining they will come back & be your knight in shining armor again.
           So how do we kick the conquestors out of our lives for good? How do we spot them before they reek havoc on our emotional & sometimes financial lives? 
        The problem as I see it is that we are not truly 'in the moment' when we first meet the conquestor. We are in an alternate romantic reality in our minds. We are in a state of  'I think he's just like the knight in shining armor in my head' instead of  'he's REALLY like THIS & it is NOT just like the knight in shining armor in my head'. Can you see the difference? 
        The trick is to realize that NO ONE will perfectly match the knight in shining armor in your head. But your THINKING THAT HE DOES is the beginning of falling for the conquestor.
           Why do you think the Cinderella with the glass slipper stories are so popular? It's because humans have a genetic propensity to dream state desire that reality. It's in our genetic coding. Sometimes we have to trump our genetic coding to see reality more clearly. 
        One way to spot the conquestor BEFORE he ruins your life is to carefully match his actions compared to the words that come out of his mouth. Watch for red flags. Any action he does that you would not do in your own life is a red flag. I REPEAT: ANY ACTION HE DOES THAT YOU WOULD NOT DO IS A RED FLAG. Don't be forgiving here. This is usually right where the trouble starts & the slippery slope begins. I had a friend who married a guy she met on the internet. She knew him a grand total of 3 days in person...3 DAYS IN PERSON...before she married him. I begged her to wait at least 30 days to get to know him BEFORE she married him. A week after they were married they both went grocery shopping. He was walking ahead of her to their truck & she was walking with the grocery cart & the grocery clerk. When they got in the truck he screamed at her 'What did you say to him?!!!' in a jealous rage! If ONLY she had waited that 30 days. 5 months later he was gone after nearly completely destroying her life. Once he had 'conquested' her was when the trouble began. If she had spotted the red flags before the wedding bells the trouble would have been averted. He was the knight in shining armor in her head. 
       An even more insidious conquestor is the one who leaves you madly in love & keeps you on a string forever. I have a friend who's friend lives here in the US & her husband is overseas in the military. But he has NEVER been faithful the many years they have been married & has cheated on her innumerable times. He has NO intentions of EVER being faithful to her. He is still the knight in shining armor in her mind & she simply refuses to accept reality. He is purely & simply in it for the romance game & once he gets 'the prize' he is off looking for an even bigger conquest. She is the WOMAN WHO LOVES TOO MUCH. Thinking he will change & him actually changing has her stuck in continuing to hope for the miracle that will never happen. Ladies, I DO believe in miracles but with conquestors the law of gravity always wins. They will always take the road of least resistance to the next conquest. If you're madly in love with a conquestor & thinking he is going to change you are only deceiving yourself & wasting your precious time here on earth. 
      So my hope for you is that you will spot the red flags next time before it's too late & that you will not be a woman who loves too much even if it destroys your life & sanity. Kick the conquestors out & your life will be more peaceful. Men are that way because women have allowed them to be. But that's a topic for a future article...

      Wishing you much romance & happiness, 

uZiSuZi 

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Friday, November 4, 2011

MY FAVORITE BLOG SITES

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

ROMANCE & THE SPIRIT OF PYTHON

If you are a Christian you might already be familiar with this information. If you're not a Christian you can try this or just skip this post. I am not advocating any particular belief system here. I am just going to point out what has worked so well in a very recent romance victory. So here goes: 

I have a friend who met & fell in love with their soul mate several months ago. They were both madly in love. Her pastor even said 'Yup, he's the one!' They had prophetic messages given to both of them about the relationship. She was given a date on the calendar that turned out to be his birthday, years before they had even met. The prophetic stuff about their relationship was that detailed. They had a wedding date set. Then the trouble started. 

A mutual friend of theirs started working on her & telling her that she had not met her soul mate, that he was a fraud & she should break off the relationship. So she started sending hateful text messages to her soul mate. It escalated to a point where the soul mate called me almost in tears, not being able to figure out what had happened. They had been SO in love.

I got a cosmic beam down to bind the Spirit of Python from their relationship. For those of you not familiar with spiritual warfare, the Spirit of Python wraps first around a persons emotional life, making them negative & cranky as one of the manifestations.  I was shown that's when couples start arguing/criticizing & the problem just escalates from there. 

So he took my advice & started binding the Spirit of Python from him & his soul mate. About a week later he called me with a report. She was texting him day & night with nice updates. Really, really, really! nice updates. I said 'does this sound like a woman who hates you'? & he said 'Absolutely not'!! It was like a magic turn around in less than two weeks. I'll keep you posted, but I think I hear wedding bells. 

Here is more information on the Spirit of Python & this should only be done 'in Jesus name' when binding/loosing spirits.

If you do this & it works for you please let me know....

Wishing you much romance & happiness, 


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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

           How old are you? This can be a really touchy question for long time singles. I've found that humor is the best approach. I've put a sample below to try. They'll be laughing so hard they won't care how old you are. Make it funny first before you tell them the truth about your age. You can use this one or be creative & come up with your own story. So, how old are you anyway? 
       'Noah used to chase me around the Ark. That's why it took over 100 years to build. It had some faulty design because he was obviously distracted, that's why only 8 people survived. Actually, 9 people survived. I hid in a hay bale next to the donkeys. So that makes me over 5,400 years old. I'll be 5,500 years old next week'. 
       Are you laughing yet? Try it, it works. 

Wishing you much romance & happiness, 

uZiSuzi


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Friday, October 21, 2011

COUPLE MARRIED 72 YEARS DIES HOLDING HANDS

This is a Great Story ~ The best part is at the end ~ 
COUPLE MARRIED 72 YEARS DIES HOLDING HANDS 

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

DON'T BURN DOWN THE FORREST FOR THE TREES


Don't burn down the forest for the trees, ladies! One of the first rules of romance is 'don't get stuck in one dimensional thinking'. I have a Jewish Messianic single friend who says she can't stand beards on men. I had a flash of insight & said to her 'Well, if an Orthodox Jew falls madly in love with you, don't turn him down just because he has a beard'. There was a moment of silence on the phone. Don't burn down the forest for the trees, ladies! 
    If you want to have real love, get out of your one dimensional thinking! Stay tuned, I have several more examples to post here...

Wishing you much romance & happiness, 
 
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RASCAL FLATS VIDEO 'THE BROKEN ROAD' 

"Bless The Broken Road"


I set out on a narrow way many years ago
Hoping I would find true love along the broken road
But I got lost a time or two
Wiped my brow and kept pushing through
I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you


[Chorus:]
Every long lost dream led me to where you are
Others who broke my heart they were like Northern stars
Pointing me on my way into your loving arms
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you


I think about the years I spent just passing through
I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you
But you just smile and take my hand
You've been there you understand
It's all part of a grander plan that is coming true


[Chorus]


Now I'm just rolling home
Into my lover's arms
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you


That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you.





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WHAT IS A 'LOVE THERAPIST'?

If you google 'Love Therapist' you get endless posts about people who are in love with their therapists. The world needs a 'Love Therapist' so uZiSuZi might as well be the first. uZiSuZi does not have a therapist. Life is her therapist.





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